missgingerninja:

do you think when fish get thrown back by fishermen, they swim around yelling about alien abductions and the other fish stop talking to them?

(via ameliasnebula)

kidouyuuto:

also kids shouldnt be scared of their parents. theres a difference between “im not gonna do this bad thing because i respect my parents and i dont want to disappoint them” and “im not gonna do this bad thing because im scared of what my parents will do to me if i do”

(Source: caninevillain, via theperksofunoriginality)

You know that moment when you’re reading a book and you just have to stop and bite your lip and squeal or sigh or close your eyes and wrinkle your nose and forehead and press the book against your heart and just like sit there and try to soak up the gorgeous literature via osmosis?

That’s my favorite part of reading. 

(Source: heyziver, via thebooker)

dggeoff:

are you ever about to google something that just brings you physical shame so you type as little of it as you can and hope google autofills it

(via nuntellas)

why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars

(Source: superhighschoollevelhope-archive, via unwakeable)